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stonerthings:

Pull up to your family’s Easter celebration like

stonerthings:

Pull up to your family’s Easter celebration like

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lnvading:

baconumbrella:

lnvading:

basically luke has the cutest voice aw

and you have the cutest face, and probably cutiest pattootie.

nobody has ever seen my patootie o.o secret patootie

the secret is that it’s the cutiest

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thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

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lnvading:

hi i just got home from fanexpo this is what im wearing to the after party lol

cutie-pie

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copperbadge:

I have finished reading Captain America! At least until next month’s issue comes out.

Therefore I bring you the Gallery of Captain Facepalm.

Left to right, top to bottom: Avengers #7, 1964; Avengers #106, 1972; What If… #5, 1977; Captain America #268, 1982; Captain America #282, 1983; Captain America #250, 1980; Captain America #398, 1992; Captain America #425, 1994; Captain America #15, 1999; and Captain America Annual #2, 1972. 

That last one’s just in there because he looks like he would be facepalming if he could.

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  • Rachel: HEY I JUST MET YOU
  • Me: AND THIS IS GRAVY, BUT HERES A LADLE
  • Rachel: SO EAT MY BABY
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kvotheunkvothe:

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everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

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FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY

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westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

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tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

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lnvading:

basically luke has the cutest voice aw

and you have the cutest face, and probably cutiest pattootie.

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littlevirginmermaid:

webgeekist:

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calzona-otp:

sharplydressedlesbo:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

Greatest thing ever

Things like this remind me how much I love poetry slams. 

I fucking love it

this is how you dad.

Hahahaha my dad is just like him, only daughter of 5 kids, well, I’m sorry for whoever my boyfriend will be hahaa.

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hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

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Let’s build a fort and have sex in it

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