Well, I'm Luke, i'm a 19 year old Blood Elf Mage who spends too much time playing video games and listening to music and not enough time masturbating.But seriously, this blog is an eclectic mix of everything I like.
This will probably not give you an accurate description of me.
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So this happened the other day :D It was kind of awesome :P
half of me is sappy and romantic and nice
and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted
i don’t understand
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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dreams are dumb
i want to dream of seals
sighs
Someone I know on facebook made a status saying how much she likes icecream
and within 3 comments it had grown into an argument about some girl breaking up with her boyfriend
perfect
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
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it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE