What is this?
So this happened the other day :D It was kind of awesome :P
half of me is sappy and romantic and nice
and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted
i don’t understand
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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dreams are dumb
i want to dream of seals
sighs
Someone I know on facebook made a status saying how much she likes icecream
and within 3 comments it had grown into an argument about some girl breaking up with her boyfriend
perfect
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
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it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE






