Text

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via spookyworldofspooky)

Photo
riningear:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

riningear:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

(Source: ollielephant, via spookyworldofspooky)

Text

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via tanuki-mara)

Photoset

superfizz:

I don’t even watch Merlin and I’m dying. 

(Source: now-at-thorinds, via were-all-addicted-to-tumblr)

Photo
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via crucifuckedd)

Text

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

(via wisdom-owl)

Text

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

(via wisdom-owl)

Text

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

(via wisdom-owl)

Photo
aonootaku:

aonootaku:

Share a Coke with Dean and Cas!

I DID NOT ALMOST GET KICKED OUT FOR LYING THROUGH MY TEETH TO THE COKE PEOPLE FOR FIVE NOTES.
THEY ASKED IF MY NAME WAS LEGIT CASTIEL, OF COURSE MY NAME ISN’T CASTIEL— BUT I HAD TO LIE FOR YOU GUYS
THIS DESERVES MORE NOTES OKAY THE MANAGEMENT GOT INVOLVED.

aonootaku:

aonootaku:

Share a Coke with Dean and Cas!

I DID NOT ALMOST GET KICKED OUT FOR LYING THROUGH MY TEETH TO THE COKE PEOPLE FOR FIVE NOTES.

THEY ASKED IF MY NAME WAS LEGIT CASTIEL, OF COURSE MY NAME ISN’T CASTIEL— BUT I HAD TO LIE FOR YOU GUYS

THIS DESERVES MORE NOTES OKAY THE MANAGEMENT GOT INVOLVED.

(via were-all-addicted-to-tumblr)

Text

Read More

Text

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

(via wisdom-owl)

Photo

(Source: memewhore, via sarrahdarling)

Text

REBLOG IF YOU’RE FROM ADELAIDE

(Source: runningfreef0rever, via sarrahdarling)

Photo

(Source: memewhore, via grownupjunk)

Text

stop:

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

image

.

(via carra-like-the-yarra)